Albert Belle's Valentine's Day Cards

Yes, I believe they're sonnets, and I hope they burn in Hell!!

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

If you give up the m@thaf@cking pussy,

Ima f@cking kill you.

Girl,

Your love ran me over like

it was a truck and I was

a little punk eggin' houses on Halloween!

When I am away

I miss your caress

I wish I could be with you

but I'll settle for GPS.

Violets are blue,

these trees I'm hiding behind are green,

you touch that dude's dick,

we gonna have a murder scene.

Ho,

Your love is so powerful,

it's like you corked your heart,

damn sh*t bitch,

No court order can keep us apart.

Bitch,

Red is for a Blood,

Blue is for a Crip,

When you took your love away

it hurt more than my arthritic hip.

Here is my heart

on this Valentine's Day,

I'm not saying you can't date others

but bitch, have you heard of O.J.?