Dear Lima II

Jose Lima took some time off from the coronas and Reggaeton to answer your questions about life, love, and licorice...


Dear Lima,
How do you throw a circle change up?
-Steve, Juneau Alaska
With choor brazo amigo!! Next pregunta!!

Dear Lima,
Are there any times when it isn't Lima Time?
-Tim, North Kingstown RI
Ohhh, choo's a thinker mayn. Ess true, Lima Time essn't all de time. Por ejemplo, ess not Lima Time when Misses Leema has the curse of de rojo, comprende? Me loves Misses Leema but Dios Mio! she ess crazy dat time of de month!! Choo got no dancing, even with mayns!! Choo got no singing either. Women's time of de month ess not lima time.

Dear Lima,
How do you feel about Pamela Anderson marrying musician Kid Rock this month?
-Vince, CA
Choo got to understand uno thing muchacho: Me love Misses Leema. But in an otro lifetime, Lima could see hisself sneefing Pameeela. Who ess this Kid Rock? Ha musician you say? 'E ess no Lou Bega, as far as I is concerned. Uno thing about dees Pameeela: have you's seen the video wif 'er lover Tomas Lee? Woof!! Hey Kid Rock, ess like parking a bicicleta in an aeropuerto eh!!! Does eeet echo when you heet it??? Jusss be sure to wear a poncho muchacho!! Lima ess out!

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