Roger's Return

After blue balling MLB for half a season, Roger Clemens decided to return from the golf course/Hometown buffet to help out his floundering Astros. They are struggling so much that there two highlights on the season have been rocket scientist Russ Springer throwing at Bobblehead Bonds five times in an at bat and this guy keeping his dick out of the postgame grits. Roger's first rehab start (on the DL with a cold shoulder of the entire league?) was for the Class A Lexington Legends (who names a Class A team the Legends? This better be a reference to a map), where his son Koby started along side him at 3rd base. In the six strikeout, three inning performance, ESPN is reporting there was apparently a humorous exchange between father and son before the third inning when Koby mentioned that one more strikeout from the Rocket would lead to free wiper fluid for the crowd. Fortunately, SU had planted a microphone in the dugout, giving us access to the actual exchange:

Koby: Hey Dad...
Roger: God damnit boy, how many times do I have to tell you? It's Mister Muthaf*cking Clemens!
Koby: Come on!
Roger: You want to test me Hot Corner? I'll buzz you from this damn dugout the next time you're batting! They can't touch me here, I own this place! Where are we?
Koby: Lexingt...
Roger: It doesn't damn well matter. I'll buy it this afternoon.
Koby: Okay, Mister Clemens, I just wanted...
Roger: Damnit it Three Bagger, you know I don't like people talking to me on game days
Koby: I'm sorry.
Roger: Continue if you must.
Koby: It's just that everyone in the crowd gets free wiper fluid if you K one more guy and...
Roger: Don't you think Mister Clemens is trying to K every guy? Do you think I want to share the ball with you guys? Does a deer sh*t in the rain?
Koby: No?
Roger: Hell no!
Koby: I just thought...
Roger: Thinking only hurts the club Three Sacker! You know the last time I thought?
Koby: Umm...
Roger: There's no answer, that's the point.
Koby: You mean it's rhetorical.
Roger: Oh! Listen to Hot Corner over here? Word Smith! What, you got a thelonious out there in the field?
Koby: A what?
Roger: A thelonious. A book with all different words and sh*t. Aw hell, the inning's over. Good talk b*tch. Carry my glove out to the mound Hot Corner.
Koby: But why can't...
Roger: Because I'm Muthaf*ckin Roger Clemens!