Drew Bledsoe...why, oh why?

With his pansy throwing motion (see above) and lack of pocket presence, it's probably no wonder that the cerebrally challenged Drew Bledsoe would say the following about Terrell Owens:"I'll be surprised if anything happens. I really will. He's been welcomed here and will continue to be as long as he's the guy he has been in the past.''

As long as he's the guy he's been in the past?! Nevermind the fact that he ruined two teams, most recently being kicked off the Eagles. Some of his team-building exploits with the Eagles include: body slamming Hugh Douglas during a locker room "scuffle," choosing the non-commital interception-happy Brett Favre over Donovan McNabb in a televised interview and ruffling the feathers of the white establishment with his Desperate Housewives lead-in to Monday Night Football. That last nugget is simply my homage to one Stephen A. Smith.



If that's the T.O. that Bledsoe fondly recalls, I'm not so sure I'm going to enjoy the upcoming Cowboys season with such gems of intelligence being thrown about. I'm hoping that Bledsoe's quote was simply a lapse in concentration (something we've seen too many times on the football field). Or perhaps he's thinking of those memorable instances when T.O. showed true selflessness by doing situps in his driveway to divert attention from his bumbling piece of shit agent or crying on the field when not getting balls thrown his way (not those kind of balls). Maybe he's thinking about MTV Cribs when T.O. unveiled his bright orange, pimped out VW Beetle (with matching shades), thoroughly embarrasing himself and all who know him. Unfortunately this is all speculative and I wish I had more answers. What I do know is that Drew Bledsoe is just registering that Michael Strahan just beat Larry Allen on the edge and is coming in for the sack. The sad thing is...this play happened last October for the rest of us.