Hittin' the Links

It's been a while, but the weather is so nice today that I think we should play 9...

-Apparently he was subdued w/a vicious Harlem Shake.
-A.J. Pierzynski, a visual double entendre for the word "catcher."
-I'm going to take a wild guess: 0-4.
-What's sadder: the fact that Samkon Gado rides around in a Huffy WhiteHeat, or the fact that the poor children of Green Bay have been reduced to buying Samkon Gado jerseys, who rides around in a Huffy WhiteHeat.
-Ye Li: Chinese for "cavernous vagina."
-Word is that Isiah signed Cecelia for just over the league minimum.
-Um...officer...you'll need to let at least 11 stay on the field.
-Oddly, on their way to Europe, they all have an overnight booked at a Denver hotel.
-Though he's still wavering on a boycott of General Tso's Cat.