Live Blog, Brazil vs. France

It is the Fourth of July Weekend and the three Sports Untertainers have rendezvoused with friends in Plymouth MA for a jolly good time. We are watching the Brazil France World Cup Match and will be doing a live running blog of the events. Unfortunately, we didn't start until the 31st minute...

Or the 34th minute...

34:00 Zidane kind of looks bald

35:00 Ronaldinho, why the long face?

36:30 There are blacks in France?

37:00 Cafu dated Evita

38:15 If you don't like quality soccer, the MLS is playing at 6 pm tonight

39:57 Ronaldo can't finish eating an entire fried chicken quickly enough to jump for a cross

44:00 Juan gets a yellow card and will miss the next match if Brazil advances. He'll probably spend it picking beans.

45:00 Brazil sets up a wall, France runs away.

46:00 Ronaldo attemps to argue that it wasn't a hand ball, but the refs find chicken grease on the ball and he is booked.

Halftime It has been an equal struggle between France and Brazil and Giddy and the English language

45:30 Zidane takes a forearm shiver to the rogaine and WE'RE BACK!

51:20 Henry almost takes a kick to the face. Yep.

55:40 Amazingly out of place "We're going to miss him!" by the announcer after Zidane heads a ball at mid field

56:58 GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!! There are blacks in France?

59:50 "The flag is up" is a humorous way to say you have an erection

63:45 Roberto Carlos is booked for palming his own ass

66:30 Henry gives Le Thumb's Up

67:20 Michael Strahan's front teeth have better spacing than Brazil right now

69:45 Ronaldo trips over his own FUPA

75:30 Cafu applies a nicotine patch to Dida

78:12 We've got a high ten!!

79:48 And Raja Bell takes down Kobe

81:46 And we have a fair catch!!

87:20 Taye Diggs disagrees

Final Le France Le Wins!!!