On Tap For Tuesday...

Watch Mark Cuban, act like a spoiled five year old girl...again. Dallas Maverics vs. Phoenix Suns - TNT, 9:00PM ET

Players will look to take lessons from Aaron Boone's Monday acrobatics and try not to use their heads as pogo sticks. White Sox vs. Indians - ESPN, 7PM ET

Does anybody really watch the WNBA? Apparently the ESPN network of channels believes so. I make jokes, but they're beating the NHL in ratings. And yes, that's sad. New York Liberty vs. Indiana Fever - ESPN2, 7PM ET

For those that do actually care about the NHL. Carolina Hurricanes vs. Buffalo Sabres - OLN, 7:30PM ET.

A couple other notes...

If I'm Gilbert Arenas, there's no f*cking chance in hell I'm going to get arrested helping this guy out.

Another gem from Keith Hernandez: "You know, I never cared about my fielding percentage. The guys with the highest fielding percentage were the guys with no range...or didn't take any chances. Errors never bothered me. It's was always about assists for me as a first baseman...becauses put-outs are easy. I'm catching a throw from an infielder." (Mets broadcast vs. Arizona Diamondbacks, 5/29/06) - he definitely should have been on my list of top commentators.