Rejected NHL Slogans for the 2006 Season

NHL- I kind of maybe like this game
Teeth are for Pussies
Our Zambonis are now hybrids
Twice the Denim, Twice the Action
Our Entire League is Iced Out
Face Off isn't just a Great Movie
Got Mullet?
You Thought Steroids Were a Problem--We're Mixed up with the Mob!
Euros that Don't Hate the U.S.
Our Players Don't Carry Guns
It's Still Better than Talking to the Wife
Melrose's Place