Welcome to Lima Time

Allo, I am beisbol’s Jose Lima. I will be yo’ guide into…Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeema Time. Had a rough day at work mayn? Isss Lima Time baby. Your wife leave choo for anutha hombre? Isss all good baby, iss Lima Time! What isss Lima Time choo ask? I iss vurry happy choo ask.
Lima Time is a place where choo can unwind. Choo want yellow hair? Choo got yellow hair!! Choo want to dance? Choo got dancin!! Choo want to dance wit other mayns?? Choo got dancin with mayns!! Choo want to sneeff my wife?? Ha, no, thas just for Lima!!
Come to Leema Time baby. 84 MPH 4 seam fastballs? They don't get hit here homey!! Listen to dee salsaa muchacho!! Choo know what time it iss? ISSS LIMA TIME!!! Come on in, dee Coronas iss cold, the water iss warm (ignore zee yellow color, maybe Lima get too relaxed ay?), and zee womens is hotta!!