The Morning Wood - 06/16/2006

Stud: Dwyane Wade. 36 points on 13-23 shooting, not to mention a great job of faking a knee injury. Shaquille O'Neal. Quotable after quotable. Love him

Dud: Tiger Woods. Not to kick a man while he's down...or kind of down. But Tiger shit the bed yesterday. Shooting a +6, 76 is never good. Daddy didn't love me! Okay, that's wrong.

Talk Around The Cooler:
If I'm Luis Gonzalez, I'm happy anybody's mentioning my name, no matter the reason. Holding a press conference to announce you're upset that there are "whispers" about your steroid use is ridiculous. Almost as ridiculous as this man's apology about nothing. Gonzalez' 57 homers are kind of suspect though...kind of like my main man Brady Anderson's 50 homer-season.

When you're an adult and have to be told by legal authorities to stay away from minors, I want you on my football team. Not only is it evident you're reckless. It also shows you have significant issues making decisions, just like any other top tier football player. Kind of like this guy. Or this guy.

Quick Hits:

Sexy...so so sexy.

If I'm this team's manager do I feel as though I have job security?

My political statement of the week: SPORTS IS NOT WAR. Unless you're this man, considering he always brings a shiv with him on the field. Eddie Johnson, shut the f*ck up and PLAY soccer.

An "errant" fan?