Michigan Wolverines Make Great Argument for BCS Title Game

There are three teams that I truly care about in sports: Georgetown Basketball, Michigan Football and the Dallas Cowboys. Given the date of this post, only one of these three teams have a chance of doing anything that will do away with my annual year-end cryerbating sessions.

So, here are my pouting, emotional, uncomplicated thoughts regarding Michigan football and tonight's Rose Bowl game.

1.) Lloyd Carr: You're a dick and never prepare your teams for big games

2.) Great way to show the nation you were the 2nd best team in the country.

3.) Final 2 games of the season, nearly 1000 yards given up on defense versus Ohio State and USC

4.) Total Yds gained for MICH: 326; Yards passing for Jim Bobby Joe Michael John David Booty: 391

5.) Girls I've "entertained" from the U. of Michigan: 2. This large sample size proves that even other members of the student body have low standards for performance.

6.) Like my man Eddy Curry, they showed no heart at all during the game.

7.) Michigan's Offensive line: Confused in the first half. Confused in the second half. Great fucking adjustments.

8.) Chad Henne has the pocket presence and mobility of Drew Bledsoe

Hard to complain about an 11-2 season, but given the way Michigan played today, criticism is warranted. Now, time to cryerbate to a commerative DVD of Desmond Howard Heisman Trophy highlights.