Moments with Michael - Week 7

And now this week's installment of Moments with Michael - your weekly glimpse into the mind of a genius.

SU: You know what the first question is this week - what are your thoughts about the QB situation in Dallas?
MI: HAHAHAHA. Exactly my thoughts too. Well, it was bount ta happen. IT WAS BOUNT. TO. HAPPEN. AND LET ME TELL YOU WHY. Bledsoe back there was like watching Warren Moon beat his wife. How much more can one person take? MY MAN WARREN KEEPS HIS PIMP HAND STROOOONG! YOU GOT TO. YOU GOT TO IN THIS DAY AND AGE.

SU: So, do you agree with Parcells' decision.
MI: Well, what decision is there to make? Bill did what he needed to do. I don't understand what decision you talkin' bout MAN. HAHAHA. Because THIS IS THE NFL EAST. YOU NEEDS TO WIN IN THE MOMENT. NOT LATER. BUT IN THE MOMENT. I SOUND LIKE MY MAN IVERSON. HE'S THE ANSWER BUT I GOT A QUESTION!

SU: Yep...
MI: NOW LET ME TURNT THA TABLE AND AXE YOU A QUESTION. WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL. HAHAHAHA. RIGHT TJ?

SU: What the fuck...we're not on TV. Best team in the league? For me, it's a toss up between Indy and Chicago. Both have glaring weakness - one on defense, the other on offense.
MI: I see what you sayin, but I'm gonna say the Cowboys are the best team. Because Indy and Chicago. They can't. You know. They not gonna get any better. But the 'boys they just gettin in their stride. AND I SAID! AND I SAID! The winner of last night's game would be the team to beat in the NFC East. The Cowboys lost, but you CANNOT TELL ME THEY DID NOT HAVE THEY CHANCES TO WIN THAT GAME. AND THEY DIDN'T PLAY WELL. So, my choice for best team in the league, is the best team in the most competitive division - THE. TERRELL. COWBOYS. SIMPLE AS THAT, MAN.

SU: A few people are saying Mike Vick's game against the Steelers could be one of the springboard games for his career. Do you agree?
MI: DEFINITELY. I would imagine his game will be top notch just like it is with the women. HENCE THE NAME. RONALD. TEXACO.

SU: Ron Mexico. I doubt he's too fond of that nomenclature.
MI: GNOMES AND NATURE? HAHAHA. YOU CRAZY MAN. AND NOW WE FLIP IT BACK TO YOU, MORT.

SU: Interview's not quite over. Name the first thought that comes to mind after I name your co-workers.
MI: OK!

SU: Tom Jackson
MI: TOM. AS IN UNCLE TOM. MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS TRYIN' TO TALK OVER ME AND SHIT...

SU: I think we'll just stop right there.
MI: Genius.
SU: No, that comment wasn't a part of the game. It's over now. As is this interview.
MI: OH. HAHA. YOU TOO FUNNY MAN. STAY TUNED FOR MORE OF NFL. COUNTDOWN.