Stuart Scott Visits A Subway Sandwich Shop

Good afternoon Sir, what can I get for you?
Break me off somethin proper.
Okay, how about a cold cut trio?
Booyah!
What type of bread?
You betta recognize!
Umm, Parmasean?
Booyah!
What would you like on the sub?
Can I get a pickle from the congregation!?
Okay, pickles. Anything else?
Just call him mayo because he's on my roll.
Him?
Booyah!
Anything else?
That must be jam cause jelly don't shake like that
Those are hot peppers. Would you like those on your sub?
Oh no he di'int
No hot peppers?
Straight Butta!
I'm sorry, we don't offer butter.
You see wha happened...was...
What happened when?
Ya gots ta rise up!
From where?
Let me clear my throat!
With a soda?
Lord, he made his kin folk proud...Pookie, Ray Ray, Jared Fogle
That will be $5.30
Booyah!