Failed Chris Berman Nicknames-American League MLB

Manny "Pedi" Ramirez
Jermaine "if you're African-American, George W. Bush doesn't care if you" Dye
Melvin Mora "less looks like all other Hispanics"
Melky "White Breasts" Cabrera
Michael "R. Kelly likes them" Young
Mark "probably drinks and gambles like a" Redman
Pete "Street" Walker
Jose Molina "than his lazy fat brother Benji"
Cliff "cheats on his wife night" Lee
Scott "Half" Baker
J.J. Putz "from the rough"
Doug "she didn't have my dinner ready so I" Waechter
Dan "Curly" Haren "My Mouth"