Failed Chris Berman Nicknames- National League

Adam "Pass" LaRoche
Matt Treanor "Bra"
David "if man-loving you is wrong, I don't want to be" Wright
Sal "vation Army" Fasano
Chase "skirts" Utley
Ryan Church "sex scandal"
Marlon Byrd "flu"
Bob Howry "gonna get rid of this dead prostitute's body?"
Will Ohman "milk was a bad choice"
Ryan Theriot "was undoubtedly started by a Black man"
Angel Pagan "Sacrifice"
Mike Burns "when he pees"
Grant Balfour "your chin bitch"
Quinton McCracken "in my McPipein"
Brandon "always on his" Backe
Ben "Stained" Sheets
Chris Carpenter "'s delight, flat as a board, easy to nail"
Larry Bigbie "lower case igamy"
Brandon "I'm a lonely 17 year old, do you want to see me on my" Webb "cam?"
Derek "trying to keep my drinking problem on the Down" Lowe
Jeff DaVanon "the hill at the little league game is probably owned by a child molester looking for fresh meat"
Kelyn Acosta "female who's asking for it"
Danny "you should see what Denny Neagle and this tranny" Ardoin