Hittin' the Links. Let's play 9...

-Sounds like if Redknapp gets his wish, he's going to wake up very sore.

-Eddie Sutton's brief career as NASCAR official ends.

-Something tells me that this guy can use his pecker as a kickstand.

-I'm not going to lie: sometimes it's hard being a heterosexual.

-Looking in my crystal ball, I think in a year's time, we'll have a third roommate for God Shammgod and Victor Page. They'll be splitting a studio.

-Make it drop, Dick, make it drop.

-I'm glad that Matt Bonner and Raefer Alston are hanging out during the offseason.

-High five! Tim-ay!

-I have a feeling there's not going to be much crowding of the plate. No more pregame oysters.