We here at Sports Untertainment had the fortune of running into soon-to-be draft bust LenDale White and he was nice enough to sit down with us for a brief interview. Take a read...

Sports Untertainment (SU): So what cemented your decision to declare for the draft?
LW: Well, it really came down to the issues of food and females to be honest. The food I eat on campus is decent, but I'm thinking that with the cash flow that comes with being a 1st round draft pick, I'll have access to all the pork rinds and chicken fingers I've been dreaming of for ages. Also, I like being wined and dined. For example, when boosters and agents take me out...f*ck, I meant to say bookies....damn, there go those Freudian slips again, haha. Anyways, when I go out to lavish restaurants with my associates, I realize that the opportuntiy to experience that lifestyle whenever i want is right at my fingertips.

SU: And what about the females?
LW: Oh yeah, the women. Well, I've pretty much run through the whole campus and I'm getting bored. HIT IT AND QUIT IT!! HAHAH....that's my motto, man. I DON'T LOVE THESE HO'S. It ain't NO FUN if the homies can't have NONE. I tell Matt [Leinart] that, but he's on some, "I'm a one woman man" bullshit. I'm all about spreading the wealth.

SU: Interesting. I take it you don't have a girlfriend judging by your "spread the wealth" philosophy.
LW: Man, we're gettin' off topic. I thought we were supposed to talk about my draft preparation. But since you ask, I do have a girlfriend and I take serious offense to her calling me at all hours of night interrupting my love sessions with other females on campus. I hope you're reading this interview, Angela!!!

SU: Getting back on track, how's the preparation for the NFL coming?
Sheeitt! What preparation, haha. What do I need to prepare for? What you need to be doing is asking every single defensive coordinator how they're preparing for ME. Ya dig? I'm the best prospect to come along since KiJana Carter. You know, a big bruising back that carries tacklers for yards, durable.



SU: He tore his ACL in his first pre-season game and was never quite the same...
LW: I'm not talkin about what he did though...I'm talking about potential. Think of Brian Bosworth, Akili Smith, Blair Thomas, Heath Schuler, Ryan Leaf. I'm in the same mold as those guys. Mad potential and just like them, I'll prove the haters wrong.

SU: What?! So what do you have to say about the negative reports about your Pro Day showing at USC?
LW: Yeah, I saw the reports about how I weighed in at a "hefty" 245 pounds and benched less than my boy Reggie [Bush]. I can't run the 40 right now due to an injury I sustained a number of weeks ago. But all I have to say about these reports is, f*ck all the haters...I'm the next coming of "The Bus." I mean, I know I'm not nearly as talented as Jerome Bettis and he's a pretty consistent bowler. But I have the pedigree, lack of concern about my weight paired with unbridled arrogance to go a long way in the NFL.

(Long pause)

SU: Um...any other thoughts for our readers?
LW: Yeah man. Right now it's me against the world. With the help of my personal adviser Maurice Clarett, I think I'll be fine. You know, he had the same knocks against him leading up to the draft. Obviously things didn't pan out for him the way he envisioned, but things are looking positive anyway. You know, assuming the whole robbery situation from a couple months back gets settled. And a shout out to Lawrence Phillips...never met you bruh, but you always kept it real.